Look, we're all for having a positive mental attitude. That's how the world should operate. We just want that attitude to manifest in quotes and advice that don't make other people roll their eyes so hard they roll their own heads off their necks. That's all.

So from this day forward, let's all just vow to never use these 21 cheesy quotes in yearbooks, speeches, wedding toasts, Etsy products, Pinterest boards and so on and so forth. 

1. "It's not the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments that take our breath away."