Actually, any age discrepancies can be attributed to confusion of other people, because as we mentioned, public records confirm Jay is, indeed, a 44-year-old man. That makes the actual age difference between the mogul and 32-year-old wife Bey just 12 years (not 18, although really, age is nothing but a number).

A rep for the rapper did not immediately respond to E! News request for comment on the false age claims.

Besides, doesn't everybody already know Illuminati Puppet Masters are immortal? Kidding! Jay's forever young, anyway.

-Reporting by Lindsey Caldwell and Linda Kim