Keanu Reeves and Mark Wahlberg don't appear to have much in common.

Sure, they're both good-looking, talented fellas who can do drama, comedy and everything in between, but that's about it. Yet, in one of Funny or Die's "Interrogations Gone Wrong" clips, two comical cops inexplicably confuse "big Keanu Reeves, the baddest son of a bitch that has ever walked this planet" with a fictionally deviant version of "little tiny Mark Wahlberg."

The lacking law enforcement duo do this, mind you, even though have seen all of Keanu's movies! Needless to say, the John Wick star is less than amused when these guys refuse to believe he's the real Keanu. He's even angrier when they accuse him of being Marky Mark and "fornicat(ing) all over town in public places for months!"