Let's start out with the not-so-great fortune. If you've got a mole on the left side of your bottom, the future doesn't look too bright — you know, if you believe in that sort of thing. According to the Times of India, if you have a mole on the left side of your butt, you might suffer from poverty. That seems like a pretty intense reading of a tiny little dot, but there you have it.

The Hans India's prediction actually goes a little deeper than that, saying that people with a mole on the left side of their butt often are extravagant, which is what perhaps leads to the poverty. There really are no positive readings of a mole of your left butt-cheek. According to both publications, the left side dot also indicates a deprived life. Again, pretty bleak on the readings. 

While this isn't enough to book a doctor's appointment to get your mole removed, maybe it's time to check your spending habits.