According to Snoop Dogg, not many people are good enough for Martha Stewart. "I wouldn't dream of trying to set her up unless I met a f***ng trillionaire, he told Insider. "I don't want that on my record that I brought somebody that she can't stand. No way." Stewart may have never dated a "trillionaire," but she was in a long-term relationship with billionaire Charles Simonyi for 15 years — they even stayed together throughout her prison stint in the early 2000s. Before dating Simonyi, the TV personality was married to publisher Andrew Stewart (hence her last name). They were together for several decades and share a daughter, Alexis.

Believe it or not, another of Martha Stewart's exes is Hannibal Lecter himself, actor Anthony Hopkins. Suffice it to say, their relationship didn't work out — she's yet to incorporate a fava beans and liver recipe into one of her cookbooks. These days, the business mogul will sometimes find herself attracted to her friends' husbands. "It's very difficult because I think there are certain ages we go through where it's very tempting because you wanna believe that 'Oh, maybe this relationship that they're in is temporary,'" she explained on a 2022 episode of "Dear Chelsea." 

As of late, Martha has been "thirst-trapping," according to her BFF, Snoop Dogg. "I said, 'Martha, you playing games right now,'" he told Insider, referring to her famous May 2023 Sports Illustrated cover in which she posed wearing a swimsuit.